Well, HHS graduates, the flowers are out and congratulating you. Even the tiny Chamomile and Chives in my herb garden are doing their best. So when you pass something blooming that seems to be celebrating your passage from being someone who plays Nintendo at home into someone who plays Nintendo in a dorm room, be sure to say to it "thanks, it feels good."
If you take any lessons away from your time in my classroom, let it be these:
1. Blue .07 Pilot gel pens are the best. 2. Dogs are better than cats, but cats are better than nothing. 3. A comma-splice happens when two main clauses are joined by a comma.