You know you’re tired when this happens: I’m driving to school this morning and pass a small commercial area and I look at a banner hanging outside one of them and I swear to god, the sign says “SATAN.”
I have to keep driving so I look to the road but have to look back to see if my eyes were deceiving me but no, there it is: “SATAN” in red letters on a yellow banner. I was sure of it.
I guess it was the third or fourth look that finally worked. “$4 TAN” it said. Not SATAN. What a relief that was. I mean, Wal-Mart is bad enough, but if Satan got into big-box retailing, things could get bad.