One way not to start a conversation with your wife is to say to her: "I have an idea for a new year's resolution for you."
Even if what you have to say is totally constructive, she will be all defensive about it and won't even listen to your good idea.
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1 comment:
Another bad way to start a conversation with your wife is to say, "I know you didn't ask me if those jeans make your ass look fat, but...".
OK Mr. Hill, you gotta share what your suggested resolution was.
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